About

I’m a Stand-Up Comedian, Writer, and sometimes I bag my own groceries when I need to feel good about myself. I want to make you laugh, think, and forget about the job you hate for a few minutes out of the day. If you came here to learn about coffee, you’re bummed. If you are reading this from inside your yacht on the docks of your personal island you have equipped with wi-fi, lemme get your old yacht. This blog is best read with pita chips and a baggy hoody.