9:33 PM Mon: Sutter Home must have added more alcohol because I slept thru the first 9 picks.
9:45 PM Mon: My roommate burns something cooking, smoke alarm goes off and we are forced outside for 10 minutes.
9:57 PM Mon: Sutter Home has made me hungry, I regretfully eat burnt roommate food.
10:04 PM Mon: Log onto Reddit and look at funny cat memes.
10:44 PM Mon: Good lord, I did that for longer than I intended. Yup, the draft is still on. Let’s check in.
10:52 PM Mon: Minnesota takes Jackie Gemelos in the 3rd round. Strong pick I think. Also, fun fact: Gemelos means twins in Spanish.
10:57 PM Mon: Questionable burnt Gyoza has made its way through my defenses and it’s danger time.
11:22 PM Mon: Man this is a long draft, I didn’t know this many girls knew how to play basketball.
11:31 PM Mon: With the last pick in the draft, New York takes Katelan Redmon. Sure that sounds alright. She looks athletic enough but I still think I could beat her one on one.
11:45 PM Mon: Get the idea to fake my way into the WNBA to make money. Watch Juwanna Mann for inspiration.
Well that about wraps up this edition of the WNBA draft. I saw two picks and I’m really, pretty confident they will do kinda alright and enjoy their life of knee injuries and obscurity. I promise to be back next year with more complete coverage, it’s just hard sometimes you know?